Saturday, June 14, 2014

That warm stuff beneath my wings.

what if i told you i had once broke wind with such force it lifted me
off the floor? This is unnatural, for i am a flightless fowl, capable
of only hovering a few feet off the ground for short distances.
Surely youve seen this. And yet i had accidentally discovered jet
power once. In my pants. Cause for consternation, for what other
epiphanies are a-waiting? My girlfriend will cut you right up the
middle. this old life is a funny, funny riddle. Will the old
theorems come to me this way? Newtonian principles? Time will tell,
my brothers; only time will tell.

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