Thursday, June 5, 2014

more useless corporatespeak

we will have a meeting-a come to jesus meeting-about first principles,
something weve been ignoring around here. Byob. As always,
pornography will be proivided by your immediate supervisor. We will
have face time. And flextime. And face time on flex time. Asses
will rip. Pocket protectors will empty. Laptop batteries will drain
away to infinite nothingness. We will feast on the still-beating
hearts of our competitors, pillage their homes, rape their women, and
enslave their younglings. Again, good happy success comes to those
who grab it by its warm sweatty balls.

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